am a girl

get very greasy and acne riddled during puberty

very much not pretty

have embarrassing moments when my period surprised me, bled through my pants onto seats several times

get severely debilitating cramps and have to stick cotton up there several times a day for a week every month

have to deal with this every month for another ~30 years

then get to look forward to menopause

yea wtf is his problem

Also I like long noses and hooked noses, I think they look cool and give character, my husband has one hell of a nose. Women can get hooked/long noses too.

I’ll take all of this over a prolonged feeling of getting kicked in the nuts for a week out of every month

We were made in his image

The problem is that we think that God is this good looking guy that is perfect with a great body and super model looks.

We don’t know what he (or she, or it) looks like … they could just be some bald, beer bellied, greasy looking middle aged person that looks like a man with body hair but is dual booting a penis and a vagina and their face has a shitty frayed beard, enormous nose, buck teeth and crossed eyes.

They could be so miserable with the looks lottery they lost that they’re now spending eternity trying to make up for it and creating us was the best they could come up with.