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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

And thats a fact

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And thats a fact

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Some do, friend. Some definitely do.

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      We’re gonna need a bigger hump…

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No shark in that picture. Just a camel in water. May just as well be swimming in Saimaa lake as far as I know!

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      Sharks don’t know slugs exist

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        There are sea slugs …

      • Art35ian@lemmy.world
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        Checkmate bro

    • June@lemm.ee
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      I came here to ‘ackshually’ the post but you beat me to it.

      There’s a reasonable chance that a camel has been eaten by a shark.

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    a shark and a camel

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems legit

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    To be fair, I’m not sure camels know that sharks exist either.

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      They might’ve seen a picture of a shark or a documentary might be on in a nearby television

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Would they know that “that’s a shark”? 😄

        • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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          Yeah.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            Cool. Camels are really smart then. 🙃

      • TheBlue22
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        Would they see/understand anything but funny colours on a rectangle?

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    Oh they know… they just don’t like sand

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Likely story

      • metaStatic@kbin.socialBanned
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        Removed by mod

        • angrystego@kbin.social
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          Unlike sharks, who are very smooth.

          • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de
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            Thats propably why the dont get every where (where they could meet camels)

          • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            And uneducated about other animals

          • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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            and soft and cuddly

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    Camels however, know everything about sharks, you, me, time, space, everything and everyone, whether the cat in the box is alive or not.

  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    Prove it.

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      Can’t prove a negative. It’s on the sharks to demonstrate their awareness of camels.

      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.eeBanned
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        https://lemmy.world/comment/5353146

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure that the dude holding the inflatable shark up to the camel is the only one in that photo with any awareness…

          …which is a really weird sentence.

          • milicent_bystandr@lemm.eeBanned
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            Is it even a real photo? Is the shark photoshopped?

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          So true bestie

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      No

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      deleted by creator

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    Are we sure that either of these exist? Maybe sharks and camels are just AI generated.

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    My marijuana goes its entire life not knowing sunlight exists

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      What, the sun exists? I thought it was just a joke.

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    Sharks existed before trees

    • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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      And before the North Star =)

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      Camels existed before the enlightenment

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      Damn, they’re like…50 year old… or something

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    Hecklefish knows

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      I’d buy that

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      The camels are probably in cahoots with the CrabCats…

  • MBZzZzZzZz@lemmy.world
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    Camels don’t know that a cigarette brand is named after them.

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    Until you consider that camels have been found in the middle if the ocean. Low, but never zero.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Zero sharks

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    Top 10 shark facts

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