If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can’t tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.
What would you choose and why?
Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.
Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.
I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.
Correct me if I’m wrong…
That’s how my grandpappy went.
I was there, I seent it!
Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold
Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs
Not my poop.
Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.
Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).
If I had a choice, neither.
Wouldn’t chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I’d definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.
Yeah, but you’d rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?
Chocolate flavoured shit.
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So I’ve have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.
chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.
Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate
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Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔
I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he’s distracted.
