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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Generous trick or treating

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Generous trick or treating

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • set_secret@lemmy.world
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    you need to specify four fingers when you prompt the AI image generator mate.

  • IanSomnia@lemmy.world
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    Growing up there was an older couple on my street who would dress as Mr and Mrs. Clause for Halloween. Santa would open the door and offer you a big spoonful of mashed potatoes! After sufficient protest Mrs. Clause would bring out the candy.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      That sounds so wholesome. I’ll try to remember that idea for when I’m older.

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      The Predicate family across the street had full-sized candy bars

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    “honey, is something wrong? You haven’t taken your scoop out of the communal egg bowl”

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    What a croc, those eggs will be cold in minutes

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    Idk if “warm” is the right word for eggs sitting outside in late October. But idk if “freezing cold” makes me any happier…

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    It’s not that they’re for the kids, it’s that each handful costs one child. Eggs are expensive.

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    But it’s actually a trick because it’s really insulation they’re trying to get you to put your hands in.

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    Five fingers 🤮

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    How do you keep it warm? Sterno?

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      Steryes

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      Cayenne pepper. Just a little.

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    Removed by mod

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    Yummy

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