Real women have eyes the size of small plates, their head is twice as wide as their hips and they don’t have visible noses, unless viewed from the side.
Wait a minute, have women been Greys this entire time?
Dammit our cover is blown
I’ll never forget when people lost their shit over the Horizon Zero Dawn protagonist having peach fuzz on her face.
The thing that got me was that they bothered.
What, you think they have lip-waxing in the apocalyptic far future?
probably, its just hot sugar
Not sure they have sugar, thanks to the events explained in HZD. Sugar cane may well be extinct.
They have honey, I think.
i hope they still have sugar, glucose is kinda essential to survival
They’ve got fruit. Just not sugarcane.
In any case I’m not sure they care too much about waxing when there’s giant robot dinosaurs trying to kill them.
Worst case scenario, the body can create all the glucose it needs via gluconeogenesis.
Is the honey made by drones? 🥁🥁🛎️
Well I mean, they’re coming out with a new Assassin’s Creed game, right? Have they individually modeled every whisker on Jumpy Stabby Man’s face?
The extremes of graphics like that just don’t interest me. Exhibit A: I’ve been replaying West of Loathing this week.
You mean the people who are getting paid loads of money to model characters all day? I wonder why they bothered too. /s
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What fetish are you suggesting the employees of these companies in the chain of approval for these decisions all coincidentally had in common for it to make it out to a public audience unchallenged?
You don’t think the mocap actress being in the 40s had anything to do with it?
1940s?
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You seriously need to go outside if you think that looks like a man holy fuck
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I am attracted to men with long hair.
Don’t know what that has to do with this picture though, this doesn’t look like a man.
It’s Homelander in a red wig.
here this explains everything:
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Uhm, okay?
where’s the chaos dragon
theyre right this DOES explain everything
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The constsnt push for realistic graphics has created this kind of paradox where Gamers want games to look 1:1 like real life but they also have no idea what a normal human woman looks like.
Honestly, my first thought was that she looks like a younger Amy Dumas (aka Lita from WWE). It’s really pretty weird that people are so quick to say she looks like a man just because she doesn’t look like a waif.
Can I have games that look like Deep Rock Galactic but higher framerates and more zombies and more emergent gameplay dynamics?
Also devs who aren’t crunched and are well paid so they can parent and touch grass sometimes too.
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…how??
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She looks like an average woman. People who go outside and interact with people understand that not every woman looks like a supermodel
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Funny ad-hom definitely helps your argument
If this is what a “woman that looks like a man” is to you, you have not met enough women
Or men for that matter.
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… I’m not lmfao, you’re the one obviously upset given you throw ad homs around
looking at just her face while ignoring her hair it kinda does
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You are actually blind. Touch grass.
“Faces are affected by human variation and the ability to tell genders apart is mostly contextual. More at 11.”
no srsly. deeply. honestly.
WTF?
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Looks a bit like Kristen Stewart in that screenshot.
There’s just a lot of neckbeards out there that assume any woman with a better chin than them (and that’s not difficult) is a man.
I think she looks like Kathryn Hahn
Good ol sexism from people wholl never touch grass, cause that requires them to go outside for once
I think, “Alloy has a beard.” Is the best example of this.
Nah, it’s only Bethesda that does not know.
Can somebody explain the re-Xed X?
The straightest Peter (parker) got the manliest MJ (Mary Jane), sadge (twitch emote for sad/cringe). It’s a chud being a chud about Mary Jane not being fuckable enough for their tastes in a spiderman game, because that’s an opinion people have now I guess
To he fair regarding the facts, MJ is supposed to be far more attractive than a “normal” woman and way out of Peter’s league. She fixes his fashion and gets him to ditch the glasses.
Idk, after a quick google I think this portrayal of MJ is faithful. Perhaps that’s just me/my tastes. She’s well above average. I think you’d be hard pressed to find anyone that could honestly say that she’s average/below average.
Within the confines of comic books and adjacent media, perhaps she’s not as attractive as originally intended due to the hypersexualization of people in this genre. That’s more of a comment on the social conditions that lead to this trope rather than if she’s fuckable or not though
Eh, fair shakes.
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There like 56 versions of MJ and some have wildly different character traits, visual features, and relationships with Peter, to claim that MJ is “supposed to be” anything just betrays ignorance of the franchise
The fact that you dismiss that there is a baseline MJ on which all subsequent MJs are based on to at least some extent but generally have the character wholly intact betrays your ignorance of not only the franchise but of the comic book industry in general.
The baseline is literally “attractive redhead” and that’s it.
It’s a shame that that’s all you reduce her to.
Can you explain the straightest Peter part too?
I can’t.
I guess I missed the part in Spider-Man Homecoming, where Peter and Ned cupped each others balls…
you mean the retweeted tweet? because why the fuck would you show a corporation manners
I’m enjoying that their question really was gibberish to me before you put it in normal terms. May it always remain that way
Ah yes. Gamers are the oanes who want to push graphics to 1:1 with reality.
But she looks like shit
What? I think she is cute and hot
