I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!
Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader ‘lamp’ that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he’s a dick in Star Wars.
Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn’t known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!
At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that’s how my mom tells it.
3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag.
Yeah alright, a three year old already knows to hate. Yeah.
Bruh, have you never met a child? Hate is one of the first things kids learn.
At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths.
I’m glad you had such a sheltered life.
But how did you feel about sand?
I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!
Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader?
Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader ‘lamp’ that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he’s a dick in Star Wars.
Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn’t known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!
Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo?
Wait, you guys remember when you were three?
Just today my 3yo has hated: dance class, her sister, and carrots.
She loves them now though. They’re a fickle bunch.
Carrots are many a childs’ first scathing hatred.
Her dance class or the carrots?
A bunch of dance classes is too much for a 3yr old. No wonder they hate’m
At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that’s how my mom tells it.
3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag.
Okay
Yeah, generally. Is ‘terrible twos’ a saying in your area? It is in mine. Toddlers suck.