Shiro: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Cal: your mom suck me goog and hard thru my jorts
unfitninjuh: This is like seeing an elf argue with an orc
glitzkomodo: The orc won
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I don’t think you could win a battle of words with an orc, at best they’d bring you down to their level
Elf: “The pen, and thus wit, is mightier than the sword.”
Orc: stabs Elf with sword
Orcs have resistance to word damage, yes, but a good bard can power through that disadvantage.
Tbh
Shiro used a known phrase that they heard from somewhere else. Cal invented an entirely new sentence that had never been said before.
Cal was wittier than Shiro (low bar but still)
