• Lux
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    331 year ago

    Ok hear me out:

    Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

    • Gormadt
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      11 year ago

      I’m not gonna kink shame but…

      I uh… don’t want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

      That’s a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

      Gentile with the genitals please.

      But uh… you do you bud.

  • ShartyWaffles
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    151 year ago

    Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

  • @tanja
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    131 year ago

    The reaper hates this one simple trick!

    Immortality go brrrr

  • Nepenthe
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    1 year ago

    Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can’t put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn’t decide to be short.

    Although apparently all amputees go to hell

  • @artic
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    81 year ago

    Heaven is full of boring people anyway

    • @Piatun
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      41 year ago

      Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

  • @Piatun
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    81 year ago

    beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate’s wordings that just think whenever jer…ing, “God is watching you”

  • Another Catgirl
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    21 year ago

    Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.