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CreamyWeenie to 196 · 2 years ago

Hands full of rule

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Hands full of rule

CreamyWeenie to 196 · 2 years ago
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  • Lux (it/they)
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    Ok hear me out:

    Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

    • Gormadt
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      I’m not gonna kink shame but…

      I uh… don’t want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

      That’s a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

      Gentile with the genitals please.

      But uh… you do you bud.

  • ShartyWaffles@kbin.social
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    Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

  • tanja
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    The reaper hates this one simple trick!

    Immortality go brrrr

  • ikantolol@kbin.social
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    I’ll build the stair out of penises!

  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    Good thing anal masturbation exists…

    • BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social
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      And vaginas… Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

      • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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        Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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          Why not, it’s fun to play with 🤷.

  • germanatlas
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    At least not with that attitude

  • Nepenthe@kbin.social
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    Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can’t put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn’t decide to be short.

    Although apparently all amputees go to hell

  • artic
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    Heaven is full of boring people anyway

    • Piatun
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      Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

  • Piatun
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    beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate’s wordings that just think whenever jer…ing, “God is watching you”

    • Another Catgirl
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      that makes exhibitionists hornier

  • BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social
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    Heaven is a FISHFEST!

    • PupBiru@kbin.social
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      i… read fistfest

      both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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        i… read fistfest

        🤜🤜🤜 🥳

  • xc2215x@kbin.social
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    Made me laugh.

  • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caBannedBanned from community
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    Heaven can wait

  • PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org
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    But what about my mouth?

  • I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social
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    deleted by creator

  • Another Catgirl
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    Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.

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