They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won’t allow them to write ‘fuck’ on their airplanes because it is obscene.
You always gotta maintain civility when murdering people, y’know? Because killing others is one thing, but being uncivil? We’re a civilized people, for God’s sake!
The Horror… the horror
I chuckled and continued scrolling, then had to scroll back up to verify if this was The Onion or not.
TOP CUM
Going ballistic 😎
AirForceProud95 requesting a high speed low pass in a hot air balloon 😁
Investigating in order to give the pilot a high five for being awesome I assume.
I’m proud to be a Canadian today. This guy is a legend. Too bad he’s about to go through a bureaucratic nightmare.
Chad420 has something to say
Fucking legend.
Lt. Shoresy of the GYBAT Squadron
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Nice
Dick is a real and valid Anglo name derived from Richard. 69 might be referring to his father’s age etc.
Yep. And there were already 419 other pilots named Mary Jane.
I thought this was America?
Nope, Canada.
My mistake, carry on.
Don’t they have better things to do?
Can somebody explain to me how this is misogynistic? It just seems like a distasteful joke…