I didn’t mind the M, but F, and L can fucken suck it.
I’m the opposite - M is useless, the others are fun!
We should play together some time. We would make the perfect duo. Also, I think I saw that a set of Contras is/was on sale on Steam, because a new 2d Contra is being released soon.
I bought it on Switch (I think) last year and found out that I suck much more than when I was 8yo.
Well, that honestly probably makes two of us then. Games back then were fucking brutal. They couldn’t rely on flashy videos and graphics. The replayability was in the difficulty and bragging rights (if you finished it). Contra though was one of those games that I always felt was fair.
Anyway, if you ever get the itch, hit me up. I have switch and steam.
M
That just sounds like S but with more chaotic aiming and haphazard jumping.
It is. It definitely isn’t as good as S. But it gets the job done.
F is a close second to S for things that are hard to hit when you’re taking cover.
Laser was the best gun in contra 1 but required skill. It melted bosses and machines.
Yeah one with Spread to wipe dudes, one with Laser for materiel.
FML right?
[M]y
[F]ucking
[L]ife
[S]ucks
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getting the s gun 🤷♀️
getting the s gun right before you fall off the screen because the second player was too far ahead
No love for “H”? (I know it didn’t appear until the Gameboy game, but I basically exclusively play Contra III, so…)
I feel old
If you’re in this comment section then you’re probably 30 to 45 years old. Maybe.
Pea-shooter for life 🔫
