• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    44 minutes ago

    every time i scroll through the most popular stories on royalroad i feel my soul draining out of my ears, i think i have literally seen 20 stories that are readable…

  • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    12 hours ago

    You’re going to reinvent soy sauce, mayo, crop rotation, and reversi. And soup.

    The villainess is a better person than the heroine.

    If you’re a commoner the king is bad. If you’re a noble you and the king are bad SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! the king is good.

    If your father got a title, you won’t inherit it.

    The guild ranks go from H~E to A~S. You’ll start at the lowest, but immediately get promoted to a mid-high rank.

    Your first guild quest will be picking herbs. You’ll pick a lot of them, in perfect conditions.

    You’ll get the crest/job/skill that is overpowered as fuck, but everyone believes it to be useless.

    If you’re reincarnated as a man your companions will likely include a showy catgirl and a tsundere female elf. Later companions may or may not include a dragon girl, a dwarf girl, the demon queen, the ghost of a maid, and some pet.

    If you reincarnate as a monster, you’ll quickly get a human form, or a humanisation skill.

    “Slow life” means everything except slow life.

    The title is 75% English, 25% Japanese.

  • lath@piefed.social
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    12 hours ago

    One’s a realist, the other’s an idealist. Don’t know which is which, but only one of them will be named a witch and burned on a stake.