both are cringe
The whole meme is cringe.
Washington, Washington…
Six foot twenty fuckin’ killing for fun.
I heard that motherfucker had, like… thirty goddamn dicks.
Six foot four fucking weighs a ton
I think the story of the dumb waiter cinches it.
Jefferson invented the dumb waiter the mini-elevator for meal service between floors) so he could serve guests without the conspicuous presence of his slaves. He was a known abolitionist, but not ready to free his own slaves in solidarity with his values.
These are definitely just guys who were in the right place to make rules that served them, but no more even when they knew they could do better.
It also shows that rich who fear being poor will sooner cling to power than raise the bottom so it’s not so terrible. And knowing this should better inform the rules of our future societies.
Eater of hoecakes, early 🥞
Tell me the next time you see the ol’ pope swinging a musket on horseback screaming “The British Are Coming!”
I’ll do you one better, this mfer would have come after the british.
mfs when the apotheosis of george washington
