Anyone want anything?
Cornetto
Just one? /joke
Giiiiive it toooo meeee 🎶🎶🎶
Cornetto
Just one?
Man I miss Cornettos
Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!
Need some more milk, cheers
The contents of the till, please
Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can’t tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock’s ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.
Their knock-off Pringles aka “Prongles” in our house.
Also their Magnums, which just seem to have a “G” on the box. Hence, “Gagnums”.
I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please
200W or 400W?
One pinto bean please
Some breakfast waffles and a winter car cover please.
No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.
You could have made your own:
Couple of croissants and a pint of milk, if you’d be so kind!
croissants come in 6 or 8
Yeah I know but I’m trying to be good.
A pack of 6 or 8 doesn’t realistically last much longer than 1 or 2. And if they sit around too long they’ll go stale, and that’s a waste so I might as well eat them.
And that’s how I put back on the 3 stone I lost during lockdown. 🙄
It comes in pints??
Alright, grab me 568ml please. 🙂
I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.Packet of crisps, aldi slippers, and a diesel generator please.
Packet of crisps, no problem. Aldi slippers, no problem. Diesel generator… which one? They have three different kinds.
5 litres of oat milk, please… Thanks so very much!
