All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?
Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”
Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.
Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?
The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry, if that’s what you’re after
This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.
Don’t take the bait.
Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.
Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.
Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.
Sarcastic “cool” works even better.
Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.
Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait
Yeah, bait for them. The point is to make them more mad than you are, that’s how you damage their social reputation.
They can hit you with the “you’re cringe” and then your reputation is damaged
“No U” - reputation saved
The oldest trick in the book
There’s still the uno reverse picture. So many counters! Exciting!
I don’t know if you’re being serious or not.
You’ve got to follow the pulse of the crowd. “You’re cringe” either sounds like the final blow to a shaky-legged cringe lord, or the last gasp of air from a voice-cracking, 14-year-old tough guy, depending on who the crowd is already inclined to agree with and possibly on whether they know what a floppy drive is.
The bottom line, though, is if you can get the crowd to cheer, then you can get other people to cheer.
LMFAO
“Interesting, may I see?” And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :“It’s fake” turn around and disengage.
Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.
The 3rd feature really convinced me
Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?
“Okay?”
I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.
“I don’t have a car”
Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”
Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?
Sounds like you got ripped off
Nooo bro it increases in value bro I’m investing in watches bro
But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!
A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…
My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car
“So?”
That’s the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don’t care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don’t buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds
“Ok” is my go-to. It feels dismissive because it is.
Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There’s no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.
