I choose Mufasa
Lisa Simpson
Oh, good one!
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
MegaMind.
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Lex Luthor.
Sure, he wants to kill Superman, that’s not the best political stance, but other than that he’ll basically just focus on fixing everything else that slows society down in order to have a society that’s better at killing Superman.
Plus it’s not like he’s successful at killing Superman. So really it’s a win-win.
I don’t know, isn’t he some ultraliberal technobroligarch that would experiment on the poor under the guise of affordable healthcare ?
So no difference from current situation we are in.
That is what I was getting at
Elon Musk is Temu Lex Luthor.
Hobbes
Professor X. He’s already responsible with even more power, and this way people would choose to listen to him.
Daria
She would hate that so much
The American people need her
Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that’s no different than most presidents.
Dr.Doom. He’s got experience and a pretty good track record all things considered.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
They’re literally the same character, other than the fact that Lucille has to be more manipulative than Mallory. Mallory gets shit done directly because she is directly in charge. Lucille manipulates everyone around her, and gets shit done indirectly. It isn’t as efficient, but it’s the only path she has.
