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To be fair nobody else matters
"The only person desperate enough to come to the fitting was a shoes salesman.
It took us 5 hours to get him to leave, and all he did was complain about his family."
can i call you betty?
“It fit the 10 people we grabbed off the street, and we didn’t measure them!”
Weirdly they were all named Al for some reason. That, or there’s a problem with our database.
I won’t pretend I didn’t miss the typo the first time, but I gotta say, the absurdity is glorious:))
It’s my fault, I didn’t add a red circle.
Nono, it’s all my old ass’ fault:)))
