Hackers. Till the day I die…
hAcK tHe pLaNeT!!1!
They’re trashing our rights! TRASHING them!
In the same vein:
Johnny Mnemonic is unironically pretty damn good.
The pacing gets clunky in some spots, production quality is a bit off in some sections… honestly not really worse than say Escape from New York… its honestly overall pretty damn good.
This one deserves its own thread fr. Keanu Reeves worked his ass off to try and pull this together and it works in its cheesy way.
Uhm, but Hackers is not shitty.
mess with the best
die like the rest
i love that shit.
Hacker is the best !
Hackers is a legitimately great film.
Movie made me get into IT. I hate and love it at the same time.
I can’t like that movie because it was so insulting for the culture at the time. Tacky and stupid. No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
Self-respect is for people with class
No self respecting 90s technology person respects that movie.
How dare you?!
Oh…wait. “self respecting”. Okay. Fair enough.
Evolution.
Is that the one with David Duchovny?
Yes and Orlando Jones
And Seann William Scott
And Julianne Moore
Dan Akroyd, too.
That is a good one.
“can we get you anything?”
“ice cream…”
“okay, what flavor?”
“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”
‘Wayne, I think we’ve established that “Ca-Caw Ca-Caw” and “Tookie Tookie” don’t work.’
Ah, I’m glad I was reminded that this movie exists.
“you are so beautiful…”
incredulous stare
“to me…”
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
They said shitty not awesome
Underrated movie IMO.
It’s not a movie, it’s an ad for Head&Shoulders.
Haven’t you noticed how shiny and flake free our hair is?
Dude, Where’s My Car? is so much better than it had any right to be. And while the main characters are stoners, most of the humor isn’t stoner humor. Not that there’s anything wrong with stoner humor, but movies that consist entirely of stoner humor tend to drag after a while.
Dude! What does mine say?
Sweet! What does mine say?
Duuuuuude! What does mine say?
Ray fucked me!
*See half baked
You ever suck dick for marijuana?
Umm… No…
Bob Sagat delivering that made it so much better.
Bob Saget was a very dirty comedian outside of his Full House and Home Videos image. It’s a real Betty White situation.
Ever seen the documentary on The Aristocrats joke? Bob Saget’s parts are great.
It’s an incredibly dumb movie. And I love it.
And then?
NO AND THEN!
And theeeennnnn?
I will die on the hill that Kung fury is peak cinema
I’ve literally never heard a bad word uttered about Kung Fury.
Any movie where the protagonist is offing nazis is a great movie.
Last Action Hero. I know the editing is pretty bad and the rhythm is a bit messed up in the last part but it’s the most meta movie ever and an homage/parody to classic action movies. Having Arnold play the main part is the cherry on top.
True lies was a better executed tongue-in-cheek send up of the action movie genre, but Last Action Hero is a good and interesting movie.
True Lies is a fantastic movie, doesn’t belong on this thread at all!
Rubber baby buggie bumpers!
Where I live, this is being aired on TV on Christmas every year, as a tradition.
Rubber. An anthropomorphic car tire. If that doesn’t describe a masterclass in directing I don’t know what does.
The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.
I blame the marketing for that movie not doing well. People went expecting a “wacky Jim Carrey flick” and what they got was a surreal and frightening thriller.
Eddie Murphy’s “Holy Man” suffers that bad marketing issue as well. They plastered so many ads making it out to be a loony Eddie Murphy film and the movie itself is more of an uplifting drama about believing in one’s self and not seeking external validation, with a few gags in it making fun of television shopping networks and the stupid shit people buy from them cause yeah, it’s Eddie Murphy of course they’re gonna have fun with it. But that’s only like 1/3rd of the film.
Tremors 2 is peak cinema IMHO. I only wish they had spent a little more on the CGI, or replaced it all with practical effects.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space needs no defending. It’s just a terrible great time.
It’s worth it for the theme alone!
Absolutely masterful movie! Soundtrack is (big)tops too!!!
The Last Starfighter is not a shitty movie. Now go back to sleep, Louis, before I tell ma about your Playboys.
The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi
Flight of the Navigator
Oh wow, this kicked up some memories
“I don’t leak, you leak.”
I might swap in Explorers as the third to complete the “kids flying spaceships” theme. But BNI was a classic too.
Wait, people think it is?
How do… YOU do?
Big Trouble in Little China
Not shitty. An absolute classic. One of Carpenter’s finest.
it’s so much fun watching Kurt Russell clueless-white-guy-ing his way through the plot thinking he’s the hero when he’s the sidekick.
People don’t like this? Come on, a classic
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Void, yes; absolute perfection.
I never liked those quilting bees or the bingo parlours. I wanted to live life to the extreme.
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The sound track and voice acting punched well above the movie’s aesthetics.
Treasure Planet. There’s weird plot choices, but I loved the mixed animation, the music, the characters.
An actually bad but amazing movie would be Miami Connection. Karate rock band sings about friendship fights motorcycle drug ninjas. Fuck yeah bro.
treasure planet is a criminally underrated masterpiece of a film with a great deal of heart put into it that i would never for an instant consider describing as “shitty”.
Yeah I don’t really think it’s shitty, but it completely tanked at the box office. Like, Disney cancelled plans for sequels and a theme park ride kind of tanked.
Kung pow enter the fist. Screw what the critics and rotten tomatoes score says. The movie is goated!
No war but class war.
Genuinely love this movie. So weird to see a lot of the actors in really early roles lol
Right? Who could have predicted that Gutter would go on to lay the foundations for Marvel’s decades-long cinematic dominance?
Lol he is a force to be reckoned with for sure
Gutter is a tool!
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
It’s like… if you’re nice to them… they bring you things?
