• VivianRixia@piefed.social
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    26 days ago

    What if Vampirism is a bacterial infection and it makes the wielder drink blood because that is what sustains the bacteria. I think I’m just imagining Parasite Eve again, but with bacteria in place of mitochondria.

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    26 days ago

    Tbf, I wouldn’t want to have hand sanitizer thrown at me either - especially if it gets into my eyes…

    Why no, I am not a vampire… why do you ask?

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      26 days ago

      Why no, I am not a vampire

      Oh and you probably don’t want us driving wooden stakes through your heart either, huh?

  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    26 days ago

    You guys really shouldn’t talk about pale skinned people with garlic sensitivities like that.

    The coffin in my room is because it looks cool. I do not sleep it it, that is what the bed is for. The bottles have a cranberry drink in them do not drink them they are mine and they are special and expensive.

    Now, can I come in?

  • seaplant@slrpnk.net
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    26 days ago

    wait did ‘holy water’ just mean ‘the strong stuff the monks are brewing’?

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      25 days ago

      Although Holy Water™ may be diluted indefinitely and still be considered “holy” we do recommend 70% HBV (Holy by Volume) for your anti-undead topical needs and dilution below 40% for internal purification.

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    26 days ago

    Weird how soap never got it included in the supernatural remedy arsenal. Maybe too mundane in a ‘I’m always using soap anyway’-way …

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    26 days ago

    “Sorry, wrong one!” pulls out pumpkin spice and sage hand cream
    Vampire: “Oh fuckk

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    26 days ago

    I always want to mention, remember hwo you might say bless you when someone sneezes. Bcs, it was thought that you where expelling evil spirts that where possessing your body? Like viruses? Possession was illness…