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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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    i like you as a friend and I'm going to choose to not even respond to that inflates you making you big and round

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      Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag

  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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    The "Absolute cinema" meme, but the head is now that of Socrates. The caption reads "Absolute Socratic method"

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      Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…

      jerks off in public

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        In the agora straight up jorkin it.

        • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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          “If only I could relieve my hunger by rubbing my belly!”

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    Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

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      [Shits in face]

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        UwU

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    As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

    Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

    And don’t feed the trolls.

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      The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

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        Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?

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          Looked it up, seems some brands do put a date on the bag and others don’t.

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        What the fuck?

        • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Something wrong?

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    Your fart ends where my face begins.

  • hungryphrog
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    Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

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      I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn’t have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

      People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

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      I want to smash everything but then I have to get over my anxiety and just realize that humanity was destined to destroy itself and everything around it. We might be here just to watch the world burn. The flux is just too much and at this point I am 0 commitment with a reductionist approach. Little to no attachments. Child free for me. They’re gonna have to start charging us for air because I will literally just stare at the wall then participate in nonsense. The leader is a follower and the follower is a leader that is dead. If there is a hell, it’s inside our head.

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    I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

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    Are your… what? 😂

    Oh my god…

    That’s horrible

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    Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

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    Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this

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    His mom/aunt did not raise him right

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    This rules

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    Both nachos. Obviously

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