• Bad JojoM
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    5 days ago

    I genuinely thought this was part of Trump’s glorious military parade.

  • Velypso@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    One of the best days of my life is when I saw the wiener mobile just driving along.

    No, for reals, my life is pretty good outside of this day too.

    I was walking to work one day and the wiener mobile just randomly turns the corner and I’m standing their looking at it, kind of shocked, because as a kid the wiener mobile was like this mythical thing, a giant drivable hot dog was just far too absurd for me to believe it was a real thing and I went on believing that into adulthood. It had to be some advertisement that was built for a few shots and torn down afterward, you know?

    But here I was standing on the corner looking at santa or the fucking easter bunny in real fucking life in my mid twenties. For some reason I just raised my hand and pointed at the giant hot dog cruising around and the driver honked and waved at me.

    The stop light turned red and the guy rolled down his windows and tossed a whistle to me and he just kept driving along. I must’ve stood at the corner for another 2-3 minutes watching it until he disappeared around on another street.

    Still have the whistle almost 15 years later, it’s one of my most prized possessions - haven’t seen the wienermobile ever again.

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      4 days ago

      If you blow the whistle in your darkest hour, a wiener mobile will round the corner to assist you.
      Don’t use it frivolously.

  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    This is probably the only time a person can say “ the weiner punched a whole and came from behind.” On live tv and no one was offended.