Meanwhile there’s those of us in the US
Whoa now! Can’t be chugging tariff-enriched coffee down like that.
Don’t worry, it’s Italian roast \s
Lmao this hits home, my caffeine intake has slowly been creeping up on me cause of my job and commute, I have like five or so double shot Americanos a day now.
Which still isn’t all that bad, like 650mg a day of caffeine. Above the FDA rec limit but lower than a lot of these people I see sucking down bangs all day
It doesnt matter, america affects every one on the planet.
Today? Yeah sure. Next year? The way things are going…
The US may affect the whole world less next year if everyone else works hard to find alternate markets, but it’s going to take longer than that for the rest of the world to totally detangle themselves from our mess.
Negatively. By stealing and hoarding resources? By destabilizing world politics? By driving and supporting war across the globe? Most earthlings are unaffected by these things directly. America is not that important.
The negative impact is real and very important. And in the future it can be even worse.
I dream of the day that we make America a place that OP would like to visit.
It’s all fun and games watching the crazy people do crazy things across the pond until you remember the crazy people have nukes and the biggest idiot of them all has the launch codes. Sleep well tonight!
As if Europe didn’t have one demented moron routinely threatening everyone with nukes for years now. 🌚
Try sleeping just north of them.
(edit: also the “launch codes” for most of the time they existed where just set to all zeros.)
The funny thing is that statistically, there’s a 43% chance that you’re living in one of the other 8 countries with nuclear warheads lol.
Bobby, if those kids could read, they’d be very upset.
I wouldn’t get too cozy over there. We’ll just end up bringing America to you :) Sleep soundly
I’m not sure I get it, is the joke colonialism?
America’s best export is suffering. Right now we call them tarrifs.
Thanks to closing down USAid, we gave up soft power.
A coalition of the willing, ready to make the world safe for Democracy, like 80 years ago.
Swap the beaches of Normandy for Chesapeake Bay.
Sleep in a house you own? Can’t relate
Lucky bastard, can you like abduct me or something?
Your government will do that for you
Yeah no shit.
I would be thrilled for the USG to deport me. Like where would they even send me? At least before New England finally secedes that is.
Dont worry if you dont live in the USA the USA will come to you…
Or so the new native american saying goes.
If you don’t come to America, America comes to you.
Most Americans don’t live in America.
“in the US…”
They mean live vs just existing.
We call that surviving in burgertown
The states is a 3rd world country man, been one for a while if it even is one
I wish I could be all of you rn
Our number one export is our brain rot. Soon :tm:
Eh, pretty much all countries has their own problems not just America.
