Alt: A dog from paw patrol with text overlaid on top of him: “Turns bodycam off”

  • kittenzrulz123M
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    Paw patrol is Libertarian/ClassicalLib propaganda. An entire public infrastructure system owned by a private citizen with more power than any elected leader? Yup sounds like a Libertarian dream, all you need is McNukes and for the private police to sell drugs.

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        18 hours ago

        New headcannon unlocked: Ryder from paw patrol is Mr House (Robert House) as a child and ill explain the headcannon

        The setting of paw patrol takes place somewhere in a coastal area so its not crazy to say that area is California (specifically northern California). Specifically we know Mr House was born in 2020 which means the show would logically take place in 2030 (since Ryder is canonically 10). This makes sense for the timeline of both Ryder and Mr House. We can tell from the setting of Paw Patrol that government corruption is high and trust is low, almost certainly caused by Trump and incompetent leadership in California.

        Ryder starts off with good intentions, reduce government waste and bring efficiency to California. Maybe he even watches a few ReasonTV videos and goes down the Libertarian pipeline. He makes technological inventions that are revolutionary and through them he earns a grip on his local public infrastructure. But as he grows older his heart grows cold. His pups no longer obediently follow hin as they notice the spark from his eyes dissapear. Ryan kills the pups and leaves the town for Collage, wiping all official records on his way out.

        When Ryan moves to collage he changes his name to Mr House, he also gets a different haircut. Anything to get people to forget that he was a child warlord of a small north Californian costal town. He moves to southern California and with the experience of building deadly robots he creates Rob-Co. He remembers that his puppies tried to betray him when he got power hungry and how the people revolted against him, he vowed to never again be chased away or backstabbed. He now exclusively makes souless machines that can crush anyone beneath his thumb. Through cleaver maneuvering he makes it to the top, he owns New Vegas and soon all of the Mohave.

        His family is dead, his friends are dead by his own hands, anyone whom he has ever known or worked with from his past life is now dead. Ryan too is dead, only Mr House remains. Alone at the top, untouchable, immortal, yet a husk of what he once was all those years ago.

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    1 day ago

    “All dogs go to heaven.”

    “…Except for those class traitors in the Paw Patrol”

    • Funny voice actor man
  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My daughters watch it. Turns out they have versions. One time the guy shows in tactical spy gear. My daughters didn’t get but I laughed audibly at that one.1