Snowflake
The only solution is a French style revolution
Nothing says “small dick” like Trump calling for the government to bully someone who hurt his feels.
This guy has to be the whiniest pathetic loser the human species has ever produced.
No wonder conservatives identify with him.
Boss versus apprentice
I’m sorry man but if the boss says you are full of shit, you are full of shit. Investigate away dumbass.
2028 headline: After billions spent over three years the investigation is now closed after finding no evidence of Bruce Springsteen being an illegal immigrant. Turns out that he was in fact born in the USA.
Weeeeeeellllllllllll they’re trying to get rid of birthright citizenship…
This does not portray strength in any way. Very small hands energy
Love this. For years, tax exempt Churches have been praising Donald Trump and his Christofascist cronies. Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
And then a few ultra-rich musicians share that they are not 100% on board with Trump’s 2020’s remake of the movie Idiocracy and he’s calling for a “major investigation”?
Someone’s mommy really didn’t love him
We all know Trump is a childish piece of trash, it’s just a bummer that like 80 million fucking Americans see it and are like, “yeah this is what we need again.”
Unfortunately the childishness pretty much gets ignored because their Facebook feeds and Faux News blasting t.vs all shout “the Democrats cheat and lie and steal elections! They want communism and everything bad that has ever happened to the US is because of them!!! Donald Trump is always lied about in the MSM, he is our savior! Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you!! Here’s a selection of clips of Republican lawmakers doing investigations into Democrats and omitting facts, misleading with facts, and denying the reality of similar context! Be mad at Democrats!!! EGG PRICES!!!”
So Republicans can say “yeah Trump exaggerates a bit when he talks, but that’s his charm! The Democrats would kill us all!”
I know. I hate it so much.
and the rest see it and are like “well the end of democracy sure sucks, I hope this post saves us because I can’t be bothered doing anything else”
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
Despite this being forbidden, no one does jack-shit.
The U.S. Constitution is no better than toilet paper now. Thanks conservatives!!!
A President who has no love for his country.
Reprehensible
Any regime moves involving rich celebrities are an intentional distraction from their latest plans to kill ordinary americans.
Fuck your feelings
“WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION?"
…does he think Bruce Springsteen was running for office?
Well, he thinks that Mattel is a country and that Abrego Garcia literally has “MS13” tattooed onto his knuckles, so yeah, probably.
When he dies, I hope there’s a full autopsy because I really wanna know wtf is going on with his brain. Frontal cortex must have been chewed up and spit out or something.
It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Wait until someone tells him what “Born in the USA” and “Born to Run” are really about.
Born in the USA wasn’t about tRUMPs wife…
It’s only matter of time when people start falling from windows in US.
Seems on-brand for Springsteen. Don’t know much about him, but “born to run” is a parody of americana basically.
