People named Lana: 😒
People named Kcidymkcus: 😏
I know a guy whose actual name is Anal. It means fire in our native language lol. Not a nice name to have when you’re (unfortunately) in the US.
A lot of people (including the prime minister lol) are called Dick in the Netherlands.
Ever heard of Tricky Dick? It’s what the newspapers were calling Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal.
What language is that?
Bangla. But it’s a loan word from Sanskrit (i.e. Tatsama), so it’s the same in many north Indian languages as well. I don’t think it’s used as a name outside of Bengal, though. (It’s pronounced like Awnawl in Bangla, and Awnawlawh in Sanskrit.)
Poor kid, hope he got it changed
Not a kid. Also, I think he’s fine with it. He grew up in India, so it wasn’t a big deal.
My bad, I missread your comment.
I though he was raised in an English school, and had to deal with the translation growing up.
anal & suckmydick for those wondering
People named Otto:
Bob would be a more common alternative.
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People named Hannah
What am I? ANNA
Du bist von hinten wie von vorne.
People named “Grerg”
People named Emanpuedamylsuoivbosihtgnisreverrehtobneveuoydidyhw…
Jokes on you, I actually just read it backwards!
Only took maybe twice as much effort as pasting it in a text reversing site.😏
Lymadeupname?
OH MY GOD.
ObviouslyMadeUpName, not ObviousLymadeupname. I got stuck on that for like 2 minutes until I wrote it down in this comment lol.
People named A dog, a panic, in a pagoda:
Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.
adogap a ni, cinap a, god A
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
Hrmmm, the commas aren’t in the same place.
That depends on your definition of the same place. They haven’t moved…
People named “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”
People named: A man a plan a canal Panama
Racecar? Plenty of short names that people actually use…Anna, Eve, Elle, and Bob.
Tacocat.
Pretty sure the joke is more about Racecar being a stupid example for a person’s name than being a palindrome.
When Lucasarts was making a lot of Star Wars games we tryed to make ourselves Star Wars names by anagramming our government names.
uᴉʇɹɐɯǝᴉp
Les Rach. Sounds like “Let’s Rock.” As a demon name, this tracks.
And the demon name sounds like car sell, which is accurate because all car sale people are demons
I just realized that my dumb ass misspelled my own damn name (Charles, not “Charsel”). And y’know what? I’m leaving it up. This is what happens when you flirt with the demonic, kids. 🌈⭐️
ok… 3 out of 7 is still pretty good.
(You also fucked up the first two letters)
The Majorana Superhero!
Kid named Regnif