Refrigerator. Oofta
Lol u from upper midwest?
Roll of toilet paper.
I’m in bed laying on my right side… So the ceiling fan? 💀
a wall
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
Thankfully just a lip balm…
Too small, it’s gonna get lost.
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn’t have a flare but this isn’t gonna go too wrong I don’t think.
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
Today its luggage. I’m gonna need a lube wale…a belube wale.
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
Oh no it’s my dog!
Air purifier…
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
A double width bus chair
Fuck
