Care to explain HOW there are so many murders in your retirement village?
Amphetamines in the water supply.
Next question.
Can I have some?
Only if you need them to outrun RFK Jr, or live in that one particular place with all the homicides … these two things may be related.
Jokes on him. The MMR booster I just got yesterday makes me run a lot faster than the only Kennedy everyone really hates.
For the greater good.
THE GREATER GOOD!
They draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.
Every time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder
Wanna come over for ancient guy autumn? It features similar sweaters, coffee or tea with perhaps a splash of something entertaining and watching the squirrels bury things as the leaves rustle
Oh I’m so in!
Tinkering and DIY for days
Did a new season of bake off drop? Been too busy gardening to notice.
Man, I use to read so many murder mysteries as a kid. I haven’t in ages. I should do that again? Since I’ve taken up gardening, maybe some murder mysteries that involve that. Give I read one’s that involved, uh…cats, dogs, bakeries, diners, old ladies in villages, different cats, and probably more, there has to be a series of gardening murder mysteries.
I can’t think of any specific books/series since it’s not really my thing, but there’s a specific genre called ‘cozy mysteries’ that’s along those lines
