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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

When computer is what?

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When computer is what?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Chloé 🥕
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    why does this image have built-in spit droplets

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      My dumb ass just went and tried to clean my screen before I read your comment

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        Did you put it into screen cleaning mode first?

      • someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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        Same, I was wondering why doesn’t the damn thing cleanse off

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      It has been saved, reposted and saved so many times that there is data loss making fuzzy artifacts in the picture.

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      This was incredibly confusing for me because I washed my hands after opening this post. I picked up my phone, and I read your top comment before reading the post, and then I looked at my screen and I actually had water on my screen. I was like, “Damn that is some realistic looking water!” Then I wiped it on my shirt and it disappeared and I got really confused lol

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Shower thoughts, clearly it needs water.

    • SkyeStarfall
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      Image so old it got moldy

    • Oisteink@feddit.nl
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      It’s semen

  • Lyra_Lycan
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    Some keyboards have a lock button and most can be unplugged

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mostly only an issue for laptops.

      Side note: whoever decided that pressing any key on the keyboard should turn on the computer should be shot. Fuck you Apple for bringing that back.

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        Not sure how long I’ve had this tool but several years at least. Nothing fancy, just toggles keyboard input temporarily so you can clean. Works for power key.

        https://folivora.ai/keyboardcleantool

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Years ago Apple rejected the app for the Mac App Store because apparently it’s “not useful”

          Apple employees never clean their keyboards confirmed

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    • embed_me@programming.dev
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      There were two HDMI ports. (I selected the correct one)

  • Mistress Remilia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Thank you, meme, for making me take 20 seconds to clean my phone screen then wonder why it wouldn’t clean.

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    deleted by creator

    • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You’re supposed to take it to the Apple store, where they will charge you $800 to “clean” the keyboard, by replacing and throwing away half the computer. This is the correct user experience. /s

      Apple hates making functional serviceable machines anymore.

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    I don’t clean my keyboard. I just add chia seeds and a little water. Chia keyboard ftw.

    • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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      Chiaboard.

      • moody@lemmings.world
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        K-K-K-Keyboard!

  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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    Just lock the screen. The worst that’ll happen is a failed login or switching the keyboard layout or something.

    • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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      Windows-L is the hotkey (in Windows at least), for those who maybe didn’t know.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        And in GNOME. In KDE, it’s Ctrl+Alt+L. In macOS, it’s Cmd+Ctrl+Q.

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          My KDE (both 5 and 6, just checked) also uses Meta+L, by default. On my KDE 5 Ctrl+Alt+L appears as custom but I don’t remember adding it, maybe they inverted the two.

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            Maybe it’s the other way around then, it’s muscle memory at this point. I know GNOME and KDE are opposites.

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    My god, unplug the USB or just turn off the keyboard. Simple.

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    Esterline make specialised keyboards that are specifically for sterile environments which have this feature. You press a button, the keys are ignored and you can wipe the keyboard down.

    https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

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      Sounds like a mouthwash company

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    I just open a vt and clean. Typing gibberish on login prompt is fine and f keys don’t work.

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      I usually open vim.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Lock screen also works.

  • Fabian@lemmy.zip
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    You could also just unplug the keyboard

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    Almost all DEs have a lock screen…

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Everyone has a reason here why this isn’t necessary, but frankly it’s just not a dumb idea and especially relevant for shared workplace workstations. I’d rather have a disable for cleaning button than a windows button.

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      I don’t mind the windows button. It’s effectively a quick way to a run command.

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        Draw an S on there and bam! you have a Super button.

        What’s a Super button you ask? It’s the S in S-M-butterfly. Or in other words: it’s an extra modifier key.

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          I think KDE plasma calls it the meta button. Now that’s ruined too!

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      https://www.advancedinput.com/medigenic

  • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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    Why would you be pressing down on the keys anyway? Just remove the caps so you can ACTUALLY clean the keyboard.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Birds love a deep clean!

    • petrol_sniff_king
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      This might just be my keyboard specifically, but I broke some of the caps doing this and had to special-order replace them.

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    They should add an MP3 player style “Hold switch” on all keyboards

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