It makes a lot more sense to carry weapons if you live in the US. There’s a lot of crazy-ass fascists who will attack you without provocation. Hell, I had a neo-Nazi try to kill me with a tire iron when I was early in transition.

I’m happy you’re from a place where carrying weapons is alien or scary to you. But when you live in a police state and the police are more likely to victimize you than help, you have to take matters into your own hands (or your community’s hands). Idk, I hope this helps you empathize a bit better with why some people like having weapons.

butbutbutbut it’s onli fun if u r like… if u r kinda controllin them in a comf way… like u kiss n hug n say “yisyis i hav lil tea parti later with u” (n also actulli do it) n thn peeps wud like to help.

so… kinda a mama bt like… not mentionin it n also not aggressiv n also without the adult content n also without the uncomf bits. jus u goin “hey u get comf reward” mayb pizza, n peeps jus… lik helping u then!

(also, how cud anyone say no to u… so yea)

Promise?

The tattoos, black glove, pink gun. Definitely an American cop.