Never poo on your lunch break, save it until you’re on the clock

You’re not my real mom, you can’t stop me from crying every morning and most evenings even if it is the weekend!

I won’t cry in front of you because

honestly though that’s what i keep telling my co-workers especially if they struggle on a thursday or friday and say things like “i just have to pull through to get to the weekend”. they usually laugh and think i’m kidding, but a bit of reassurance helps.