Edit: NSFW and a definition of Homiesexualism
Homiesexualism - the belief that it isn’t gay to have sex with your homies
Call me conservative, buy I stick by the rule that it’s not gay only if you both say “no homo” after doing it
It’s called being a good host
Not gay
I’ve come to the conclusion that everything is gay, and nothing is. Even a man kissing a woman can be gay in the right context.
Hell, realizing i like women in a gay way made me learn a lot about myself xD
Fellas, is it gay to be a man kissing a woman?
This is a gay kiss between a man and a woman xD
If you’re imagining her to be a man or you are thinking about anything masculine or masculine adjacent when you do, yes. If you think about how your pp feels, you’re thinking about pp when kissing and it feels good and whoops now you’re gay or if you’re being sensitive and emotional yup, gay
I mean cmon, you’re kissing a boykisser
Exactly!
is it gay if you’re both nonbinary/agender? i’ll award $2 and some pocket lint to anyone who can provide a robust mathematical proof
Listen, I don’t make the rules, but, as soon as anyone involved is nb or ag, everyone involved is double gay. Add an exponent for every nb or ag person involved.
There’s a joke here about the transitive property. I can feel it.
ah no sorry that’s not a joke you’re feeling, it’s just my pocket cucumber…
It’s gay. Proof left as an exercise to the reader.
I’m agender and by my reckoning the sexuality of anyone who kisses me is entirely at my whim
Schrödinger’s sexuality
That also goes for having sex too - “hey babe, just so you know, it’s gay sex tonight, cool?”
- homosexuality = being attracted to the gender you identify as
- agender = not identifying with any gender
- agender homosexuality = not being attracted to any gender = asexuality???
can someone check my work here
Not a mathematical proof, but straightness isn’t the same as heterosexuality, nor is gay synonymous with homosexuality. Two enbies might have the same gender, making their relationship homosexual, but two enbies can also have very different nonbinary genders, therefore being heterosexual. However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.
It all comes down to straightness being an entirely normative category, not a descriptive one. It’s just like the bs concept of “whiteness” which will similarly exclude Europeans or people with pale skin because they don’t “fit in” for arbitrary reasons.
People who insist that it’s straight to have sex with the homies are trying to claim that they’re “normal” and shouldn’t be discriminated against just for who they fuck. It’s understandable to not wanna be discriminated against, and even more understandable to think rigid constructions of sexuality are stupid. Unfortunately, the problem with some of these people is that they only want to save themselves from being treated poorly, not get rid of “othering” in general. The enlightened approach is to be rid of straightness and arbitrary normalcy.
TLDR: you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal
Lol i feel like you just made this upEdit: that tldr isn’t quite accurate to the rest of your comment. But yes, very ridiculous, very outdated. Interesting perspective.
However, those heterosexual enbies would still not be straight, because they aren’t a cis man with a cis woman.
That’s the first I’ve heard that being cis is explicitly a requirement for being “straight” …
It is for the people who get icked out about people who don’t have the “correct” genitals
you’re only straight if it’s a cis woman with a cis man, otherwise you’re queer/gay/not normal
My brain got kinda surprised at reading “not normal” because I’m surrounded by queers all the time
I believe the characters are Kazuha (bottom) and Wanderer (top) from Genshin Impact.
Should probably be marked nsfw, given that you can see the motion lines and such
