Not enough fuck you in those lines. You need to have the borders cut off historical populations from each other or put a bunch of clashing ethnic groups in the same state. Like make a border running right through paris or smash all the balkans back together.
Suggestions for maximum chaos and discord:
- Split the Nordic peninsula into 3 countries, but borders run east-west. People in former Finland have to go through another country to get around the Gulf of Bothnia / Baltic Sea.
- Expand borders of Germany, you know, just so they can have some Lebensraum. There won’t be any issues with that surely.
- Balkan superstate. Make sure everyone has a voice in its vibrant democracy, but gerrymander the hell out of it.
- Merge southern France, Spain and Italy so the merged country can have maximum Mediterranean beachfront. Just think of the tourism revenues!
- Leave Northern Ireland exactly as it is.
Ahem, Ireland would like a word…
Like splitting a bunch of hungarians off from hungary or putting a bunch of croats and serbs in the same country… oh wait /s
they would have created borders in a way, that one country always consists of two nations/tribes that don’t like each other.
the map simply shows straightened borders for existing countries…
…and call that country “Belgium”
You should probably confine that sort of remark to something artistic.
“country”
Zeg, zal 't een beetje gaa jong?
🇧🇪 😂
Like a Yugoslavia?
I’d imagine there’d also be borders set within a given “tribe” where one group’s land was split between different colonizing powers and the different colonies ended up with different governments and possibly languages from one another.
Yeah, this is way too respectful of ethnic groups.
Crimea is Ukraine.
It sure wouldn’t be if it was Sykes or Picot drawing those borders.
cant wait for my new life in squaremany, might even hop over to squain or squance
Why the fuck is Kalliningrad still in this map?
Like are there any such situations in other colonized continents?
The Gambia
Does Michigan count?
Germany is pretty much SpongeBob shaped
I’m from Oklahomarus.
What would they be called?
Texaly
I like the way nothing really changed in Ireland. Hehe, we sure got screwed
If Ireland had been colonized
“If”
Boxy Bulgaria becomes boxier.
