they would have created borders in a way, that one country always consists of two nations/tribes that don’t like each other.
the map simply shows straightened borders for existing countries…
…and call that country “Belgium”
“country”
Zeg, zal 't een beetje gaa jong?
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You should probably confine that sort of remark to something artistic.
How dare you use that word!
Like a Yugoslavia?
I’d imagine there’d also be borders set within a given “tribe” where one group’s land was split between different colonizing powers and the different colonies ended up with different governments and possibly languages from one another.
Not enough fuck you in those lines. You need to have the borders cut off historical populations from each other or put a bunch of clashing ethnic groups in the same state. Like make a border running right through paris or smash all the balkans back together.
Suggestions for maximum chaos and discord:
- Split the Nordic peninsula into 3 countries, but borders run east-west. People in former Finland have to go through another country to get around the Gulf of Bothnia / Baltic Sea.
- Expand borders of Germany, you know, just so they can have some Lebensraum. There won’t be any issues with that surely.
- Balkan superstate. Make sure everyone has a voice in its vibrant democracy, but gerrymander the hell out of it.
- Merge southern France, Spain and Italy so the merged country can have maximum Mediterranean beachfront. Just think of the tourism revenues!
- Leave Northern Ireland exactly as it is.
Balkan superstate
Yugobosia
Ahem, Ireland would like a word…
Like splitting a bunch of hungarians off from hungary or putting a bunch of croats and serbs in the same country… oh wait /s
Crimea is Ukraine.
It sure wouldn’t be if it was Sykes or Picot drawing those borders.
Yeah, this is way too respectful of ethnic groups.
cant wait for my new life in squaremany, might even hop over to squain or squance
Germany is pretty much SpongeBob shaped
Why the fuck is Kalliningrad still in this map?
Like are there any such situations in other colonized continents?
Does Michigan count?
The Gambia
I’m from Oklahomarus.
I like the way nothing really changed in Ireland. Hehe, we sure got screwed
If Ireland had been colonized
“If”
What would they be called?
Texaly
Boxy Bulgaria becomes boxier.
