transcription: your an independent woman? can i still do your laundry, sweep your floors, and massage your feet whenever you need?

  • fembinary
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    11 hours ago

    i wanna swap places im this case, ill do all that and you just rest nyah

  • Zorsith
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    18 hours ago

    Cuddles and content binging are mandatory requirements for the job. C’mere, we’re watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and eating cheez-its!

    • erotadorOP
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      18 hours ago

      okay but can we go back and watch some of the missing stories from the original?

      • Zorsith
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        18 hours ago

        Thats my plan! (Im actually about to finish FMA:B and was planning to do that. I watched up to the fifth lab of the original before stopping and moving on the Brotherhood, years ago)

  • TotallynotJessicaM
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    19 hours ago

    you’ll do my laundry? didn’t you just ask me for help doing yours? 🤔

    edit: also, the floors are as nasty as they’ve ever been X3

    • erotadorOP
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      19 hours ago

      shhhhh, lets not bring facts and logic into this…

  • RymrgandsDaughter
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    20 hours ago

    how much does this service cost? I’d have time for a second job for sure…

    • erotadorOP
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      20 hours ago

      the only payment i require is your smile <3 (also some food and cuddles and weed would be nice)

      • celeste@feddit.org
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        18 hours ago

        No girl, you also require a decent payment. Because you deserve to live a good life. You should join a union and demand a living wage from your sugar mommy and if they won’t listen to your demands enough, you should go on a strike.

        • erotadorOP
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          18 hours ago

          but then I would have to ask for things I want and that sounds scary

          • celeste@feddit.org
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            17 hours ago

            Asking for things alone can be scary, that’s why you need a union, so you don’t have to negotiate alone.