That’s why Putin bought him.

Trump: That suit looks like something a gangster might wear. Oops, we made an administrative error. Too bad Bukele wont give him back.

… Turns out… if you go full ‘make line go up…’

… Line do not go up.

Line go down.

SAD!!!

(apologies to any readers who may have a PTSD reflex to boomer baby talk, their brains are mush, they struggle with complex concepts like ‘how does a tariff work’)

The Orange turd is an economic genius. How dare you question our fearless leader.

If only Trump had spent an entire lifetime proving he’s a failed businessman who turns everything he touches to shit so we could have known this would happen.

Why oh why weren’t there any red flags to give us a heads up?