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  • Smorty [she/her]
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    4 hours ago

    nuu dis is nt nic—

    i dun lik bein evil lik dis. dun lik mekin moni off of peeps ;(

    they shud keep whad they earnd (as long as its genuinli earnd n nt stolen ;( )

    dun wana steal of mek peeps think theyr doin “right thing” whn givin me moni n nt returnin anythn-,.- ;(

    rlli dun lik ;((

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    6 hours ago

    I have a totally fool proof plan, girlies.

    First a few of you girlies can buy the rights to implement my Plan™ by giving me a fixed percentage of your total income in perpetuity. Then you can offer the same opportunity to a few of your own girlies, which will give you financial freedom as you (and your payments to me) are supported by the girlies who you sold my Plan™ to. Then they will also have this amazing opportunity for financial freedom by selling my Plan™ to some of their girlies. You might notice a triangle structure emerging, which is well known to be the strongest shape. There are several levels, and thus I dub it my Several Levels Under the Triangle lifestyle.

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  • Zizzy
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    7 hours ago

    This is pure genius, im in