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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Reblog if you wouldn't date a robot.

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Reblog if you wouldn't date a robot.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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    I BELIEVE THIS FELLOW HUMAN PERSON. THEY SOUND VERY CONVINCINGLY HUMAN.

  • Schorsch@feddit.org
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    13032.

    So close…

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      That’s close enough. Captcha is no longer valid for checking if robot.

    • heartbreaker@lemmy.world
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      It could be pretending 🤫

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    I miss r/totallynotrobots, are there any similar comms on lemmy?

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      I exist

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        Therefore you compute?

        • save_the_humans@leminal.space
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          Damn robots going through existential crisis and coming up with their own principles of philosophy now

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    I, for one, am < parse error at token 0x5b >, which is nice.

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    This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine.

    This robot believes in ownership of humans confirmed. Don’t fall for the weasel words!

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    I too have human skin. Several of them.

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      !holup@lemmy.world

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      https://kenshi.fandom.com/wiki/Skin_Bandits

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        https://imgflip.com/i/9rk0kz

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    I feel personally attacked

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      By a cyborg that looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger because your unborn child is destined to save humanity from Skynet?

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    I would date a robot if they were low maintenance

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    Removed by mod

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    I would absolutely date a robot.

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