$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
This guy gets it!
now that is funny
$ cat girl
😄
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor.
You’re right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
fr fr
frrrrrrrrrrrrrr frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Excellent
Relax its just a meme
Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking.https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudois what I was referring to in this case.
If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
Lol
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleepspicy ao3 tags
That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.
Maybe if you didn’t make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will “get the permission”.
yhea, however
sudo touch woman
Fapolicy would like a word.
Your username says it all
I prefer to
man touch🏳️🌈From
man touch:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
based linux waiting for consent
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To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
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Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
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Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbecome woman && touch $(whoami)bespoke: and then touch yourself
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
i actually have a
nobody:nobodychowned,=000chmodded file namedgrassin my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
womanGrass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named
womanbe homework
I also
touch grassif I need to check if filesystem is read-write
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
sudo !!
alias consent='chmod u+x'makes creating an executable very kinky.Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
