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Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips
Lucky bastard.
I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
No
Not by a long shot.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
May be real, but it’s made from corn. Too sweet for moi
More likely beets.
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.
I’m glad you and Ms Mr made it through the Hurricane.
🎵Can’t you see I’m burpin, burpin?🎵
Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?
More like a nut in a creampie
Dr. Who?
The only question… The question the Silence dreads… The first question in the universe… Doctor Who?
Oh, the mess I’m in
Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
I was hopping for someone to reference UFO or I would myself. Happy to not be disappointed.
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
Mister Mister
Anything labeled “Non-GMO” is bullshit. Whether the “real” sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn’t get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener… Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
Who?
