My mother sneezes when she’s full. So when there’s an occasion where people tend to overeat, everyone in the house knows when she reached capacity. It’s like barking.

For a while we had a shelter cat who came to us at a later point in his live. And whatever happened to him in the past: when someone sneezed he meowed (not like cute little meow but the ones with the scrungy face). These two gave quite a show every evening, like a very weirs, loud and kinda angry duet

I, as a cis woman, have the same problem. xD

My darling old aunt used to sneeze so loud that it would jump scare me on the floor above, while gaming, with headphones. It sounded like lightning crashing down. I miss my Aunt…

I basically force the sneeze through my front teeth and it kinda works most of the time. Taught myself how when I noticed a girl I sat next to in school sneezed almost silently and I thought it was super cute. Now, coughing and throat-clearing on the other hand… Sounds like I’ve lived my whole life in a coal mine…

My lovely, beautiful wife usual scares the shit out of me when she sneezes. I have never heard any man go as loud, ever. Some people just have amazing lung capacity and vocal chords!

Real. Everyone says you’re not supposed to, but I hold my sneezes cause of this x3

my larynx goes up high when I sneeze and usually I sound pretty cute, this was actually a problem for me pre-transition

coughing on the other hand, is harder - I always want to open my chest and lungs and cough deeply, which uh, sounds not feminine

I learned how to sneeze like a girl

if you exhale before the sneeze comes out it makes it cute for some reason

wait is this a real problm?

i thought this is a thing peeps jus do cuz they thinksies its funi… i always sneezed quietly lik: *breathes in* - - - tsch - |. i dun lik it when peeps yell lik - real loud n aggressiv when sneezn. suuu i jus dun do it…

i didn kno peeps actulli hav diffcultis with sneezin without yellin… im supr vrri srri for u peeps ;(

Real D=