growing up near SAC bases like barksdale… second saturday of every month started with them testing the END OF THE WORLD sirens. if this siren went off any other time than a second saturday, kiss your ass goodbye, multiple megatons are incoming.
LMAO, they test the sirens once a month on Wednesday, for anyone unfamiliar.
(Edited, I live real close to one, but I don’t really pay attention to the day or frequency. Tons of trains around too, you learn to drown it out.)
Midwesterner that gets noon on Friday tests here. I got the joke tho.
Ours is Mondays!
But what if a tornado actually appears at that time?
The image says what happens. It can’t hurt you, it’s against the rules.
They cancel it if the weather isn’t good, just in case they need it for real.
They’ll likely run a different signal than the normal test. If, for example, they normally test in “alert” (steady) then they might use the “attack” (wavering up and down) signal instead.
Then the Tornado Guards will shoo it away.
Then they nuke the tornado
you would know, it’s almost always done during clear weather.
Like in 2017 in Mexico when the earthquake happened like two hours after their yearly earthquake drill. People figured it out pretty quickly, but I’ve never been in a tornado so I don’t know if it’d be as easy to tell as an earthquake.
Depends on the region. Some places will test it on noon on Sundays. The place I’m currently at will test it once a month on Wednesday at 11 am.
Ours get tested on Saturday
I lived in a small farm town on the Mississippi river in the Midwest for years. Their siren would literally go off at 6pm every, single, day. (Albeit very briefly) Something about letting people outside know it was time to head home for supper.
Sundown towns… were all-white municipalities or neighborhoods in the United States… The term came into use because of signs that directed “colored people” to leave town by sundown.
The towns of Minden and Gardnerville in Nevada had an ordinance from 1917 to 1974 that required Native Americans to leave the towns by 6:30 p.m. each day. A whistle, later a siren, was sounded at 6 p.m. daily, alerting Native Americans to leave by sundown. In 2021, the state of Nevada passed a law prohibiting the appropriation of Native American imagery by the mascots of schools, and the sounding of sirens that were once associated with sundown ordinances. Despite this law, Minden continued to play its siren for two more years, claiming that it was a nightly tribute to first responders.
claiming that it was a nightly tribute to first responders.
what a bunch of bootlicking fuckwits.
bet none of them have ever volunteered in their lives no less.
Same in France, the test the fire station siren every first Wednesday of each month.
The problem is, I have no idea what it means if the sirens go off at any other moment.
Get inside close all the doors and windows and listen on the radio to the gov communication I guess ?
Do you think i have a radio at home ? I don’t even have a TV.
If internet goes down I’m losing all my communications with it.
Ho I know, that’s the irony of this imho. In stuff that nobody has, there is also this emergency bag that you are supposed to check once per year : Link
I should really do that.
It means the Boches are at it again!
Around here it’s the first Tuesday of every month.
My company tests their fire alarm on Fridays. We are so fucked if we ever actually have a fire on Friday.
During one of the fire drills when I was going to school, one teacher was like “we should test whether the smoke alarms actually work” and lit a small fire in a small metal bin. Plot twist was that the smoke detectors on this side of the school did not work, but when the smoke got to the other side of the school it worked and triggered the alarm. Only at that time all the pupils were already on their way back into the building again and panicked when they noticed smoke and a new alarm.
Coastal area checking in, same thing for the tsunami alarms. I had some good fun with a tourist when, after they asked what the droning sound was, I replied with “Oh, it’s just the tsunami alarm” and then didn’t react to it. They were visibly nervous, so I waited a sec and then said “It’s just a test 😁”
The last two places I’ve lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.
They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.
Thunderstorms on test days are always more fun.
Every so often while working retail we would get an out-of-towner in the store while that happens.
They lose their shit and panic.
One time at a sports store, a guy heard the sirens at the checkout counter and just left the cart and booked it for his car. I guess he figured he would outrun anything coming at him…
We have the same but like for enemy invasion, the test is not like the real thing though but just short bursts.
Bit of a rant about my city’s system: Our sirens are tested weekly on Mondays, since we live around a lot of chemical and petro plants that can release some nasty stuff if something goes wrong. Haven’t had any serious warnings since I moved here years ago, but the sirens themselves can’t exactly be relied on either.
Problem is, our system consists of “High Power Speaker Station” (HPSS-32) sirens made by a company called ATI Systems. Holy fuck these sirens are garbage. Speakers manufactured in China that leak rainwater inside and short out the drivers, controllers that completely lack redundancy if one or both of the amplifiers fail, which renders it only half as loud or entirely silent. ATI refuses to support older hardware and forces the city to buy new controllers when the old ones die within a decade, causing the maintenance costs to outweigh having just gone with a less scummy manufacturer.
ATI itself is a horrible company that basically suckers cities into buying their junk by undercutting legitimate manufacturers, then leaves cities hanging when their sirens start rapidly failing. San Francisco recently had to remove their entire system of HPSS16 and HPSS32 units because the system kept failing and had a ton of security vulnerabilities. The system didn’t even last two decades, yet the Cold War era STL-10 mechanical sirens they replaced had served the city without issue for half a century.
So yeah, I don’t exactly feel safe with our current system. If your city has ATI sirens, don’t count on them in an emergency and get a weather radio instead.
I have never met someone so passionate about a siren before
I have some Greeks I’d like to introduce you to.
There’s a whole community of siren enthusiasts like myself, there’s thousands of us. Sirens are really neat machines that have a ton of interesting history and unique models. It’s a niche hobby for sure, but I have no shame in sharing it.
I was super into sirens myself for a while. After they killed my third boat crew, I had to move on to another hobby.
There are some really interesting YouTube channels about different types of sirens.
Bro there’s a Canadian guy on Youtube who built a loud-ass siren out of plywood in his garage. No speakers. No fancy electronics. Just a motor and some wood. These do not need to be complex things.
Links?
There’s a few others who have done the same on YT as well.
Exactly. A basic electric mechanical siren just consists of a motor, a centrifugal fan called a chopper, and a stator to chop the air as the rotor spins. It can’t get any simpler than that. There are tons of mechanical sirens from the 1920s and 30s that are still in service today because of how basic and easy to maintain they are!
We just get noon at the first Monday of the month. But it’s an air alarm, not tornado.
To be fair tornados are notoriously bad at keeping apointments
It makes sense, really. Where are they going to put their watch? At the narrow part at the bottom?
Unlike the Germans
Found a fellow dutchie. Also it’s the law that at least one person says “the Germans are coming!” When we hear it.
It’s not just a law, I think it’s in the constitution. Beatrix even does it every Liberation Day
My country used to have those every first wednesday of a month at exactly 12:00. And then they would anounce that its a syren test.
Now they’ve swapped it. Apperantly due to Ukranian refugies being scared that there is bombing.
But still, if you want to bomb us, 12:00 on wendnesday is your spot.
Wait till they hear about the reverse tornadoes that build houses and straighten out all the trees.
They’re turning the friggin’ trees straight!
As a midwesterner, it’s the first Tuesday of the month at 10 AM. At least for my state.
For us, it’s the first Saturday of the month at 1pm
Them’s the rules.
Its also pretty convenient because the tests are really short. So if they go long, you get your ass to cover because you’re all like “uuhhhhh wtf man it’s Wednesday.”
It’s storm weather awareness week, so they’ve been running the alarms at random times here outside of Minneapolis. Thankfully, each town does it at different times, and when it’s a real alarm we get it from all directions, so it’s easy to tell the difference.
Heard them all go off at 6:45pm yesterday and had a moment of concern when I realized it was Thursday before looking it up.
Yeah, if they all went off at once, I’d have a minor panic attack. We live in the burbs on the county border, and there are 3 town centers almost equidistant from us; and another 2 within hearing distance. When it’s real, they all go off, from all directions, but the towns don’t synchronize their tests except for the weekly one, and it’s obvious when it’s just a random township test.
We have a perfect tornado room: no windows, in the basement, but the first time we had one we’d just moved here from Pennsylvania. We have two cats and with all of the alarms I spent a dozen minutes chasing one down, getting it into the room with my wife, then going for the other… and the first time, the first cat escaped while I was coming in with the second so I had to go back out and capture it again. And then, when we’re all comfortably settled in the room, my wife casually says, “you know, you really should go get my purse so we have credit cards.” So out I go again, up two floors to find the purse. By then, it looked like Wizard of Oz outside the windows, like nothing I’d ever seen: no visibility, and green. I’ve been in hurricanes before, and as terrifying as they are, they’ve hit nothing on tornados for sheer weird.
Anyway, the tornado passed us by, no damage to the family or property, but I’m less eager to experience another one than I used to be.
Me living near a nuclear plant, hearing sirens but then realizing it’s a Wednesday at 10 AM.
The power company now has a service that sends a text message on days they’re testing the siren, which is helpful. They won’t use it for an actual emergency, I assume because an actual emergency alert would go out.