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The penguin is okay, that’s the only thing important here.
First thing I checked the article for.
And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.
Should have tariffed him better
Apparently the penguin wanted a say in whether or not it was being deported
The birds are fighting back
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– TAKE ELON BACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS
See, penguins were never meant to fly
And he was drunk!
The authority said that “the lack of secure containment for the penguin” was responsible for creating the “dangerous situation”.Hahaha
So was it Kowalski, Rico, Skipper, or Private?
Is it bad that my immediate thought was “Is the penguin okay?”
If it is bad, I don’t wanna be good. Poor penguin
“Ooh, look, a button!”
“Huh? Private, don’t!!!”
they were probably trying to steal the penguin… so they got what they deserve
in a box for pets, rather than proper cage conservationist use, definitely stealing it.
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
THIS is why america tariffed them!
