• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    13 days ago

    Listen, I am in favor of my investments turning to dust. Do I want money and wealth? Sure! But it’s more important that I lose everything to own the libs. /s

  • b161
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    12 days ago

    It’s all part of the 4D chess plan to make America great again don’t listen to the fake news media we’re gonna tariff the penguins and make factories appear overnight and grow coffee in Wisconsin and be able to buy $30,000 iPhones.

  • rayyy@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Of course Republicans have switched to a narrative that says things need to be shaken up to set the country on the right course.

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    12 days ago

    a lot of these idiots would rather live amongst red republican ashes, than in a democratic economic boom with fair pay and low costs.

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    No! Actually he meant it’d crash if and only if she was elected, which is his way of signalling that he’s replaced by Harris who’s disguised as him like the fake godzilla in godzilla versus mechagodzilla. But even the Deep State couldn’t replicate his lustrous orange sheen. This is why bad things are happening! I can never be wrong!

    (sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)

  • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    OP, how many fucking years of drumpf hypocrisy do we have to endure before people like you stop reposting this joke every four hours?

    It has never been surprising or funny