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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

She has her priorities in order

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She has her priorities in order

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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    Freeze peach!

    Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!

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      10/10 pun, I’m peachless

    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      What does Rupert’s Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?

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    I call BS you don’t fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.

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      Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

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        I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.

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          Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it’s impressive but you can’t let people walk into that blindly!

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            That’s called culture where I’m from. That inspector knew jack about good food.

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        … Did they check this place on a Wednesday?

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      could’ve pushed it over the edge

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    That’s something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.

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    I blame management for not checking.

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    It’s a donut peach!

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    Goofy ahh looking peach.

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