Except Mars, that would get a pass for his buddy
Mordor is a nice touch.
I was thinking about if it would be fun or not if it had Phobos, you know, to make a great deal with the demons from Doom (for argentum?)
Wakanda is going to get 150% because… ah you know why.
I know, its because the people are all DEI
/s
Mordor must already be on sanctions. It’s the only reason right?
No, it’s because Trump is serving Sauron.
He’s got Elgrima Musktongue whispering in his ear
33% against a school? Vs 44% against a realm???
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He learned people go there to get more stupider and felt jealous
Or because jupiter is bigly-er and also mars because fuck over your neighbor seems like a winning strategy
No, its because of the moon deficit.
Trade with Mordor is booming!
Anything but Russia!
Where was the White House when the Westfold fell?
Sailing reinforcements up the river most likely
Man, he really hates Narnia for some reason!
Ever since some snotty nosed kids deposed his besty Jadis, relations with Narnia have been cooling.
No way Leon would let that Mars tariff slide