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9 times out of 10, they’re just craving the 1 day blinding stew so it’s easier to just feed it to them any time they misbehave, you know ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She’s eaten six helpings now I am concerned.
Six day blinding stew
Yes, but step 2 is still ‘1 day blinding stew’.
Step 2 is shaving your head
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Why did you bite hair? " I don’t know"
1 day blind stew.
She’s likely autistic, giving her something better to chew and bite will be very effective.
Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.
This shit fucked my head up in high school. As an American studying German, I did not expect fairy tales to be so … This.
Don’t suck your thumbs children.
I’m still haunted by the fairly tale of the lady whose nose got turned into a sausage and then a fox just ate it :S Those are the parts that I remember anyways
I remember that one where a girl who didn’t want to dirty her shoes put the loaf of bread she was carrying into she puddle she wanted to cross (???) and when she walked on the bread she got sucked down all way to hell.
Classic German comedy
Okay it has been enough time:
German stories are the wurst.
My daughter is 3 and she loves Struwwelpeter, can even recite most of it. Same with Max und Moritz.
Ah i remember these stories, my grandma read them to me when i was a child. I thought “they are so unhinged, maybe them being unhinged is the point”.
BTW here’s a version with happy end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqxT6bxngF8
Feed her a stew made of hair.
Her appetite for hair only grew. We are bald now. Seems help.
feed her stew made by a blind person’s hair for 1 day
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No it’s a form of minor punishment. Not too harsh
The whole thing is fucking daft - and appears fake.
I love how it all seems so magical until you get to the bottom and
poisonsis listed as an ingredient
I think you need some one day blinding stew.
That’s just what sex with your sister is.
No way
Questioning the council? One day blinding stew
I just assume stuff like this is guerrilla art
Alan Wagner’s art
Pretty sure it’s a pretty old folk tale story that exists in multiple countries and cultures. Don’t know where it originated from. But it’s basically the opposite of local.
It’s a TikTok meme. If your child bites your hair, give them a blinding stew.
As far as I can tell, this image was first (and most likely created by 1 person) and the tiktoks are based on that.
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nah, just another piece by Alan Wagner, goes by @truewagner (on IG at least)
are you fx0mt’s 15th alt account? asking because of the pfp
idk who that is, sorry. Just the first decent option I found in my gallery lol
I have no idea who fxomt is either. @gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone must be hallucinating.
edit: nvm
I didn’t realize Rafe15 had started giving parenting advice.
I regret logging on today
Oh no!
Since you’ve logged on already, please don’t steal my username.
Absolutely do not steal my username
I mean it, do not steal my username
My app doesn’t show special characters, your name shows up blank and I got very concerned about theft for a second.
Oh sorry, my comment was just a dumb way of daring “WillStealYourUsername” to steal my dumb username.
I think you can likely have it just show people’s actual username instead of their display name to avoid special characters not showing
Incredible
they that’s the funi I stole some time ago and posted here!
or not… somehow my post about this… Disappeared? but I’m pretty sure I posted this… OOOH it was on the other 196 which I have blocked now, now I get it.
“will_steal_your_post”
post
i kno, i wantd to not mek the funi becuz i alrdi mek funi about name som time ago… so i didn wana do funi agn, bt alsuu yeaa i guess… fine - - hav it ur way ~ ~ <3
Stealing? Me? I would never
Children, this was the Internet prior to 1995.
Fwiw, don’t punish your kids, it’s not an effective way to get them to change their behavior.
One day blinding stew
Blind one day stew.
A stew that makes you blind for one day
Stew that blinds you for a day.
1 day blind stew
All the beatings taught me pain is temporary and this is the worst they can do. I just have to outlast. They called me metal butt cause I stopped caring about the belt and hangers. Gma upgraded to pans.
I laughed when my mom broke her bread paddle across my back…
Hope she didn’t use the pointy part afterwards.
Tough though you may be, I too experienced wire coat hangers and the only relief I managed from those memories in adulthood has been EMDR. Look it up. It works.
I don’t think its toughness. Its that I didn’t care about punishment. What they going to do hit me more? Take away tv? At some point it has to stop. Just have to outlast. That doesn’t mean I purposely sort to break rules. They just defaulted to punishment so often it lost meaning to me. It was like taking a shower daily. I hated it but w/e. Now pain causes joker like laughter in me. Weird how mind adapts.
Please research EMDR. Honestly, it helped me from a very similar past.
I wanted to please. I suppressed my own needs, because I so badly didn’t want to be the problem. Harsh words were just as bad as a belt to me, so when I got the belt (unfairly, because their day was worse not because I was) I learned none of it was about me. So very quickly, I resented all of it
And now, suddenly as an adult I’ve again become the fuck up to them. I never asked for anything - I take what’s given, I open up when I’m pressed, but I just live.
And still, they treat me as a failure. I made six figures before I was 25 - which was my stupid goal. I wanted to die. Now and I make a fraction of that to work a few hours a week. Doing something that matters. I don’t want a partner, because I don’t want to be tempted to bring a child into this world.
Nothing will ever be good enough, because I don’t share their values. It sucks because I had a panic attack the last couple times my parents called me… They always increase my stress with made up fears
You sound like my mom with her mother. Breaks my heart to watch it for decades. She refuses to admit that her mom is incapable of loving her the way she wants. At one point mom gave Grandma whole paycheck and got an allowance. This is like 10 years ago a ~50 yo women. All of us are going wtf. Result was no change, constant verbal abuse continues. I could write a book but short is Mom will do anything to keep the peace.
I always say I don’t understand why mom or grandma are how they are because actually had a loving mom. Love your kids.
196 day blindness stew? Or is that what I’m eating when I visit.
Artist name is truewagner, posts a lot of amazing flyers like this.
Looks like a job for a stew that makes you blind for a day
Yeah, this is one of the weirder memes.
I misread as 1 day binding stew and figured it was food poisoning.
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Ha ha good one!
