• dan00@lemm.ee
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    90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!

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    Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs

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      Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I’m a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead

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        I’m not a twink but these thighs don’t lie. When do I buy my plane ticket?

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          Closest airport is Kallax (IATA: LLA, ICAO: ESPA), just let us know when you get here and we’ll pick you up

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            50/50 shot of living on a farm or getting axe murdered.
            I’ll take those odds. Brt.

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              Well, we don’t own pigs and the goats, bunnies and horses aren’t as good at getting rid of bodies so it’s probably 70-30 in favor of life :)

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    if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^

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      I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅

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        if i had the chance, i’d maybe do something similar. but who knows

        what i’m longing for the most is that green, uncut grass grows again near the roadside. everywhere today the air is stinky and full of dust. if there were plants, they would remove the dust from the air (because they evaporate water and that “washes” the air clean) and the air would be breathable and healthy again.

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      if we’re lucky the capitalist system collapses in our lifetime, and all we have to do is wait :D

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        I don’t know why so many people on Lemmy seem to think that when capitalism dies a fully formed socialist utopia will magically spring up in its place. The way we’re headed when capitalism dies the people with all the guns will be in charge, and that’s mostly the same people who already are. The end of the American republic probably won’t be the end of the American empire.

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        Look the problem with israel is that there were people living there originally.

        I think it’s fine if nobody is living there.

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      Same. Want to work on said possible idea? I propose calling it a “foreign dating and immersive language practice” app

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    How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?

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    hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.

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    You don’t even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.

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    My application:

    Pros:

    • Great at cooking
    • Built several gardens and chicken coups
    • I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
    • Computer skillz, love selfhosting
    • Very good at handywork and fixing things

    Cons:

    • Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
    • I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
    • And the worst offender: I play warthunder
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      I play warthunder

      have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.

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      I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn’t be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.

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      Sounds great! The cons aren’t cons to me! I’m not sure if I can trust a war thunder player not to leak confidential information though xd

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      All of that is already me, exept i am not pro nuclear and warthunder do be a red flag

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    Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?

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      I am in europe already and would love to share

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          I would have hated you back when I still worked in Tourism. I used to work at a canoing station and when doing the introduction they always say they understand german until you ask them 1 question and then realize you can just do it again in english.

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      Noooo don’t say that. I’m sure you have a great personality you just don’t see/believe it yourself :(.

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    Let me just pack my programming socks

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    Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?

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    I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u

    Unfortunately this body I’m in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.

    Plus even if I married anyone, I’m so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body’s lap I’d feel no closer to them than while they’re on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I’m in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x

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        i care about too much shit already x_x i’m trying to free up the headspace to do something about this, and keep telling myself that no matter how Sisyphean the task feels, maybe i can get good at pushing the boulder…

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          There is a quote like ‘there is no trying, only doing’.

          The nice thing of the body is that when you use it, it gets better. You will get good at pushing the boulder. Without knowing your situation, I would like to say: Grab a jacket and go for the shortest walk possible.