I’m not your doctor, but I don’t think drinking motor oil is healthy. But again, I’m not your doctor, nor your mom.
M-mummy?
but then there won’t be enough motor oil for fishies to swim in…
A dianoga’s eye relies on a proper amount of motor oil in its liquid environment, at least 10% by density, to keep it lubricated, and avoid painfully drying out.
Before you drink all your motor oil, please, spare a thought, and a drop, for your local ecosystem.
No :3c
sticks head under faucet and pours water directly down my throat
I’ll stick to bleach 👍
I love my fish friends how could I have been doing this to them my entire life… im sorry…
i want transparent pee
Sorry, im just so goddamn thirsty chugs a 2 quart jug of frigidly cold water
Sorry, can’t talk rn: I’m making piss.
Try gasoline. Why do you think it smells so good?
