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- memes@lemmy.ml
Cosmere time! Give me all of that Investiture!
At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don’t make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.
Geoguessr.
Ok.
I’m an old man in D&D? Yeah, I’m dead
You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something
Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira
It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.
the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?
ah yes, “the reapers”. sorry honey, I don’t believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life’s pretty good in this universe.
The Matrix.
Pretty fucking screwed.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
Of the heart?
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
Ever present terrorism
No one said you couldn’t join them
Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.
Star Wars.
I’ll accept it.
Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
Scrappy is goddamn precious
Wheel of Time wouldn’t be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you’re completely screwed if you’re a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I’d actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
I’m good. I mean, there’s a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more “asshole characters and weird animals” than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less ‘socialism’ and more ‘post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech’.
… I’m talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.
… Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I’d be experimented on.
With a bit of twisting you get diablo1/2 universe
… For real?
I was a child that didn’t understand english when I played Diablo, so I’m willing to take it at face value but like.
For real?
The Expanse fans:
… dies on Eros