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At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don’t make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.
Geoguessr.
Ok.
I’m an old man in D&D? Yeah, I’m dead
You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something
Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira
It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.
the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?
ah yes, “the reapers”. sorry honey, I don’t believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life’s pretty good in this universe.
The Matrix.
Pretty fucking screwed.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
Ever present terrorism
No one said you couldn’t join them
Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.
Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
Scrappy is goddamn precious
Wheel of Time wouldn’t be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you’re completely screwed if you’re a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I’d actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
I’m good. I mean, there’s a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more “asshole characters and weird animals” than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less ‘socialism’ and more ‘post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech’.
… I’m talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.
… Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I’d be experimented on.
With a bit of twisting you get diablo1/2 universe
… For real?
I was a child that didn’t understand english when I played Diablo, so I’m willing to take it at face value but like.
For real?
Star Wars.
I’ll accept it.
The Expanse fans:
… dies on Eros
I’m not certain if I’d be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I’d be fucked either way though since I assume I’d be a rando off screen, and not the main character
Stardew you’d at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie
what are your thoughts on Abigail?
her diet lacks minerals
Who doesn’t love Abigail? My wife and I came within a hair of naming our first child Abigail but ultimately chose a different name
Nope. You’d most likely be stuck in the city the player escaped from, or the war that Jodi’s hubby is in in the first year.
Because of your username, are you familiar with Derail Valley Simulator? It’s an excellent locomotive simulator.
Oh absolutely! I’ve logged a few too many hours in Derail Valley. It’s very fun for when I just want to hop on and drive some trains, although it doesn’t really scratch the “I want to play with trains from $SpecificLocale during $SpecificTimeframe” Itch that simulators like Trainz do, where you can for example drive a Metra commuter train from Harvard into Chicago, or jump to Germany and drive the ICE or switch freight wagons in post-grouping Britain, or drive local freights through rural Australia
It’s pretty safe to be an NPC in thr Elder Scrolls as long as you aren’t important or interesting and you’re polite to adventurers.
I held off the dragons till I did everything else because I got so annoyed with them killing townspeople in Skyrim.
Morrowind taught me to take over some asshole dark elf’s house in Seyda Neen, and powelevel all my skills to 100 before I left the first town so that a random cliff racer, or kwarma forager didn’t take out me and any random NPC around me.
Oblivion, beeline to Anvil, buy the house, and again just max out all my skills. Mostly so that the random encounters didn’t kill me. I don’t remember having issues keeping NPCs alive in that one.
I’m entirely uncertain that any of us normal non magicka wielding randos would survive long in any of the most interesting times of mundus.
likewise, as soon as the vampires show up i gotta finish their quest because they keep eating my peeps
Yeah something like the Oblivion Crisis would be tough on the commoners. But if I could just chill in Vivec City or even Whiterun for most of history it’s pretty safe.
