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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

hard choice

i.redd.it

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hard choice

i.redd.it

ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    I’d prefer either of these than getting stung by Sting.

    • whaleross@lemmy.world
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      What about getting policed by The Police?

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        Or getting kinky with The Kinks?

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    M&M’s, next question.

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      I don’t even think I could hold a 30 second conversation with Eminem. I like his music but I feel we’d be like 2 aliens meeting each other. What I do know is that we’d both enjoy the hell out of those M&M’s! Hands down, better choice.

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    I’d take the 50 cents as long as I don’t end up with 5 cents. I don’t want a Nickelback.

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    Not that hard. I don’t think You can buy anything for 50c but I do like M&Ms.

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    Would you rather doom scroll with MF Doom, or get some tuna with Chali2na?

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      Would you rather doom scroll on a device that can’t even run Doom or doom scroll wearing Doctor Doom’s mask?

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Would you rather play Mario with Mario Lopez, or play Sonic with Sonic Youth?

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        Would you rather do archery with Archenemy, or masturbate with Mastodon?

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    Spend 50 cents with 50 cent to buy $1 worth of M&Ms to then eat with Eminem

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    Get tied to 2chains with two chains.

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    I’d spend the evening with ice cube or vanilla ice on a green day.

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    @ooli2 Why not both? Spend 50 cents to buy M&M’s 😋

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      “You can have two.”

      “Snack-sized packs?”

      “No.”

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      Have you seen the price of chocolate lately? You’d be happy to get 1 M&M for 50 cents.

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    Better than meatloaf with Meatloaf I guess.

  • Devanismyname@lemmy.ca
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    Eminem seems like a pretty cool guy. Don’t know much about 50 other than that he got shot 9 times and owned vitamin water.

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    Eat 50 cents?

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    I dislike both.

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      Down voting exists for this reason

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        I upvote that.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Hangout at the club with Seal. Or…
    oh my…

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    I’d rather be curt with curtis than blather with mathers, that man came up as a battle rapper and i know i can’t game

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