• TheFogan@programming.dev
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    19 hours ago

    Grammar is so horrible there.

    Can’t help but imagine the conversation with someone more determined.

    Kid: He’s inside mom he’s going to here me.

    Mom: *Hear darling, haven’t you paid any attention.

    Kid: Oh shit, he’s got a knife

    Mom: He has a knife.

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    18 hours ago

    Really love the idea of telling my own mother that there’s an intruder in my home, and her response being, “K.”

    • TheFogan@programming.dev
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      17 hours ago

      Especially in response to “I’m calling 911”. You are texting your daughter. You clearly are in a safe area, your daughter is clearly hiding for her life hoping not to draw attention. propor response would be “let me call, be quiet”