I’ve been reading a lot of comments lately about people getting banned for really mundane things. Some as much as upvoting a comment.

My 11 year old reddit account got banned. I still don’t know exactly what I said but I believe it was for talking about the US invading Canada and how we Canadians would fight back.

I think the funniest thing was getting banned from r/politics for posting two lines from the lyrics of Kidnap the Sandy Claws - a song from a kids movie Nightmare Before Christmas. A KIDS MOVIE!

“Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box. Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks”

I don’t even remember the context of posting it, but it was about Santa Claus. You know, a fictional character.

Pathetic.

  • amadeus84@lemm.ee
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    2 hours ago

    COMMON SENSE GETS YOU BANNED ON REDDIT.

    Thats my experience and my friends and family too. We all just switched to Lemmy.

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    5 hours ago

    On a post about a local company not wanting to serve LGBT folks… i said, vote with your wallets. Let the free market decide their fate. Apparently anything short of wanting to burn the place to the ground is considered bigotry.

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    5 hours ago

    I called malaria trump a whore.

    Like, she fucked a decrepit orange ogre for money.

    Edit, lol, malaria. Keeping that. Fitting.

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      1 hour ago

      Malaria. Love it. I’m going to use this because I can never remember her name.

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      2 hours ago

      Weeeeeeell … I upvoted you because I can’t disagree, but this one is technically bannable. In the USA it is illegal to vocalize harm to the US president. One of the few real exceptions to free speech. It is also illegal to cause a panic, like yelling “Fire!” in a crowded area when there in no fire, to cause a panic.

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    5 hours ago

    Haven’t been banned, but the bastards did make the reddit Boost app useless about a week ago. I switched to RedReader, but I don’t like the app as much, so I don’t stay on it as long now. Been using Lemmy a lot more.

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    8 hours ago

    Someone else posted that they wanted to fire Bezos off in a rocket never to return. I replied that it would be more appropriate to float him down the Amazon. My comment (and only mine) was banned for “inciting violence”.

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    11 hours ago

    I just said I wanted to see more CEO blood in the streets. Perfectly harmless sentiment imo.